Chickens man, these ladies will bleed you dry of all your money and then not produce any eggs... f*cking freeloaders! Yet, day after day we spend all our hard earned money on these cluckers! 

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. 
Sizes XS-5XL



 
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL




Width, in
16.50
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.01
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
33.98
35.00


Sleeve length, in
8.62
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
10.79
11.18